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Few difficulties were encountered as Desborough were downed by a comfortable 101 runs.
Batting first, we managed 232-9 off our 55 overs, a decent total which could've been better considering we were 140-2 with 20-odd overs remaining.
Alec made 71 and their were contributions from Gary, Parky and Chamila as the visitors, especially their spinners, stuck to their task well to rein us in.
If their were any doubts about the size of our total, these had disappeared within the first dozen overs which found Desborough reduced to 55-5.
Chamila bowled excellently to take four of the first five and Pat added a new element to his CV by having someone stumped off his quickest delivery.
It was then left to the chalk and cheese spin duo of Stempy and Tom to finish things off with two and three wickets respectively.
The day ended disappointingly, however, with Tom's career best for the firsts failing to result in a jug of beer for his thirsty team mates. Poor showing.

Saints won by 4 wickets view scorecard

At 11-4 chasing Stony's 171, things were looking less than promising.
Step forward the returning Mark Nelson who decided that boundaries were the best way forward, to the extent that 15 overs later, victory looked like becoming a stroll in the park.
However, Nelly's suicidal run out for a 51-ball 69 and the departure of Jason Dunkley for a good 45 put the game in the balance.
Not in the eyes of the glowstick-wielding Ashy who prodded us over the line and got himself worked up by a few comments in the process.
Earlier, Stempy, Chamila and Nelly had been at the heart of a solid bowling performance that never allowed the visitors to settle with none of them passing 30.

Saints winning draw view scorecard

With 18 overs to go and Rushton seven down, victory was in our sights.
However, the hosts' lower order battled well and left us with two overs to get the final wicket which we couldn't quite manage.
As disappointing as the final outcome was, the performance was pretty good all day.
A score of 252-5 with good contributions throughout was just above par on a slow surface. Zac and Alec made 56 and 57 respectively and it was good to see Mark return to form with a fluent 49.
With the ball, Stempy was excellent with 4-41 from his 17 overs and Dickie and Chamila shared five wickets between them, but despute their best efforts, it wasn't to be.
Fantastic tea, though, with a superb strawberry and cream sponge cake.

Saints lost by 6 runs view scorecard

The less said about this game the better. 39-1 chasing a target of 85 should result in only one possible outcome.
However, it didn't and we only wonder just what went wrong at a ground that we seem to reserve our worst for.
A near flawless display with the ball on a difficult wicket dismissed the home side for 84.
Chamila took his maiden five-wicket haul - no jug though - Harry Bailey marked his seasonal debut with 3-10 (despite bowling, in his words, 'sh*t') and Pat reeled off a fitness enhancing 17 overs on the bounce for an unrewarded solitary wicket.
It was the batting that let us down. Mark made an excellent undefeated 33, but was given scant support as Aqab Ahmed ran through us to finish with 8-26.
It was a superb spell that used the conditions perfectly, but we should have been able to get 85.
The only bright spot was that all the other teams around us lost as well.
We'll just pretend it never happened.

Saints won by 9 wickets. view scorecard
Only two games got the better of the weather and reached a conclusion, luckily this was one of them.
With Finedon's game against Rushden falling foul of Mother Nature, our 25-point haul put us back on top of the table, albeit by a narrow margin.
As it turned out, we did well to get in as much cricket as we did and the shocker of a week before was put to one side as a nine-wicket victory was recorded.
After being put into bat, Brixworth played positively on a sticky surface, but the regular fall of wickets enabled us to stay on top.
Chamila took his tally to 30 for the season with a couple and the rest were shared around between Dickie, Nelly, Tom and Harry with the latter bringing about the tenth wicket via a run-out with an unintentional bouncing bomb style throw from fine leg.
Zak's early dismissal gave the visitors a sniff, but that was before Nelly got to work.
A couple of rain breaks threatened to derail the chase, however it cleared sufficiently and an unbroken second-wicket stand of 115 - Nelly contributing 79 of them in just 51 balls - between Nelly and a pedestrian Alec eased us home.

Peterborough won by 115 runs. view scorecard

Deja vu at Bretton Gate as a dismal showing with the bat resulted in a 115-run reverse.
The omens weren't particularly good from the start as, for the first time in years, the sun was actually shining for our trip to Peterborough.
Bowling first on a pudding of a wicket, we restricted the hosts to a manageable 184-5.
Asim Butt and Imran Abbas made half-centuries while with the ball, Stempy and Chamila took two wickets apiece in a controlled display.
Well it seemed a decent effort at tea.
Within five minutes of our reply, with the scoreboard reading 1-3, it looked like a massive target.
The combination of accurate bowling and a few loose shots led us to a poor 69 all out with only Jason Dunkley passing 20.
A bad collapse happening once is bad enough, for it to happen twice in three weeks is not really good enough, especially given that we are in the top three.
On a lighter note, the game saw a display of umpiring that had to be seen to be believed, with both sides on the receiving end of laughably poor decisions.
I'm sure it is a difficult job, but it can't be that hard.

Saints winning draw. view scorecard

At least the sun was shining.
Six days after their heavy defeat at the County Ground, our local rivals came with the intention of not losing and achieved just that.
On a slow, but pretty flat, surface, Alec's 134 provided the backbone of our 252-6 with contributions coming from Zac, Mark, Parky and Ashy.
Two quick wickets for Chamila - who finished with 4-29 from 17 overs - put us in control and when Dickie had Alex Walker stumped the visitors were 69-4.
As far as the contest went that was about it. Richard Kaufman and Richard Afford decided defence was the best form of attack and the ON's closed on 176-5.
Kaufman played well for 108, an innings that made their approach more baffling, but we weren't able to take the extra couple of wickets that would have exposed their tail, the result being a frustrating stalemate.

Saints win by 157 runs. view scorecard
 

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Swanny is on holiday, sucking a massive cigar on a bright white beach in Cuba.. Let's hope he's got colourful swimmers on as they might never find him...

 Read the Finedon match report here...

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won by 4 wickets. View Scorecard
A very encouraging start to the season for the 3^rd XI in chasing down 223 to win by 4 wickets. The day did not start well when we were reduced to 10 men but Tom Hammersley helped out by fielding for us (thanks Tom). After winning the toss, some quality catching and tight bowling helped restrict Earls Barton to 223. More than 30 of the 50 overs were bowled by our young seamers Wayne Clark, Josh Turner and Ben Hammersley each picking up 2 wickets. Saints slipped to 70-4 in reply but a hundred partnership between Gary Hammersley (94) and Mark Duckett (73 no) saw us close to home with Wayne Clark chipping in with a very valuable 12 runs when the pressure was on. It was fittingly left to Louie Wixon on his 3^rd X1 debut to score the winning runs (a cleanly hit 4) off veteran Ray Wake. A good game played in good spirit and a good spring board for the season.

Magic Moment : Josh Turners sharp catch at cover point  - a critical wicket to get.

Man Of Match : Gary Hammersley (just pipping Mark Duckett)

Fun Moment : Gary Hammersley having just shouted (nicely) at Ben when a ball slipped through him on the boundary, letting a ball go straight through his legs for four a few balls later (and off the captains bowling !)

R. Scott

The Doosh Report vs Earls Barton 25/04/09

Another year gone, another cricket season to start, another late scramble for players,  another tea, another Doosh Report.

Game Summary

‘Heads’ we’ve won the toss for a change and are fielding.  Start really well and first two of Scotty’s ‘10’s’ go to plan, in fact, to the half way drinks, all is tickety boo, 65-4 with batsmen being asked questions.  After drinks they gave a few answers, particularly to the aged Doosh and the young spinner Omas (this ball isn’t doing what I want it to) Hussain.  Iffy ground fielding all round, especially with everyone getting mentally tired around the 35 over mark, but superb catching from Messr’s Turner, Jefferson and Delport, backing up some good bowling, particularly from Wozza, Spice Boy Turner and  death bowler Big Ben (nickname is dual purpose, in that he is a 3 Shredded Wheater like his Dad, but he also fields like the popular Central London tourist attraction/clock).  223 from Barton and they think it’s all over.

Good start helped by a comical Griggs over featuring 4 double wides, but lost Jeffers who didn’t move his feet.  Cracking partnership then between Scotty and Hammers Snr, before the former was unlucky to see the ball trickle on to his leg stump.  A couple of quick wickets for the old timer Waite as both Turner and Delport returned ducks.  Doosh and Hammers picked off the bowling quite well until the later succumbed to a shooter.  Wozza and Doosh added quite a few before a comedy send back run out.  In walked the unassuming, studious, helmeted young Wixon, with still plenty to do, amidst the inevitably increased amount of Barton banter, but he remained calm, listened well and acted on Doosh’s advice about best places to score etc.  Also showed a thinking brain as he was telling me which bowlers had what overs left etc, which focused us to hang in there to see who they would turn to for the last 5 overs.  In the event it worked a dream as the game was finished in spectacular style with 5 successive fours, and fist pumps all round, even getting a smile from Louis’ Dad Jeff who on the footie pitch generally used to stamp on my neck!

Player Comments

Hammersley Snr - Run machine started where he left off with scorching 94. Comedy fielding in front of the bear pit showed us he is human.

Jeffers - Superb in the field including great finger tip catch.  Would have bowled if not for the hapless Omas.  Feet planted and stumps up-rooted-Doh!

Scott -Won toss, got everyone involved, bowled like Scrooge, out of touch with the willow.

Turner - Bowled with extra pace and, on the whole accuracy, picking up the main wicket.  Stunning catch to remove other danger man, so just needed a few runs to secure his first MoM. Duck - so no MoM this week!

Delport - Doosh got taken to school on his psycho-profiling of Josh.  Didn’t even want to bowl, but was happy to watch his team mates, namely me, struggle.  One good catch doesn’t make a game in my eyes, and although I was doing a number two for the full duration of his knock I am reassured this was the best place to be ? Talent will come to the fore.

Doosh - When Scotty asked if he could bowl a few, automatically said yes when he should have said no, but tried his best.  Sketchy batting, involving a lot of luck, but managed to help bring the points home for a change.

*Clark* - Mature bowling performance, and electric in the field.  Enjoy this lads positive play and will be a star player for us this year with bat and ball.  Heart of a lion.

Wixon - Wicketkeeping suffered on early season track, but stuck to task well despite obviously painful hands.  Brought home the points with whip to square leg.

Hammersley Medium - Very accurate bowling from the big lad, deserved his wickets and bowled well at the death.  Ground fielding can only get better.

Omas Hussain - Star character always 100% value.  I actually believe he could take wickets if he could land the thing.  Wandered all over the place in the field, but delighted with comedy threatening throws.

Hammersley ‘Ickle’ - Stood up to be counted and despite some mis-fields on the dodgy footie pitch end, kept going well.  Great throwing arm and probably saved 20 runs just by being there.  Hope he enjoyed it and I bet he slept well.
Doosh

Lost by 6 wickets. view scorecard
On a wicket greener than the green baize at the Crucible, we were not surprisingly inserted by Kettering. Both openers Scott and Hammersley succumbed to thin edges to the keeper as the ball darted this way, that way, every way !!!  Then Lee Morrison and Josh Turner dug in to take the score to 90 before Josh edged behind for a fine and responsible 33. Lee followed shortly after for 34 and when Doosh went (unluckily) first ball smashing it to mid wicket, we limped up to 147 which we still felt was a good score. An early wicket came when Ali Durno on debut took a fine catch and we reduced Kettering to 80 – 4 but that was the end of the wickets and they reached 147 – 4 with 6 overs to spare. Although a disappointing result, we were impacted again by two late drop outs and there were some positives especially from the younger players. Ben Hammersley was the pick of the bowlers and both Zak Iqbal and Ali Durno bowled well.

Man Of Match – Josh Turner – his 33 was worth 70 given the conditions

Funny Moment Of The Day – Zak on debut running down the wicket, missing the ball, slipping over and being stumped by about 8 yards.

The Doosh Report vs Kettering II’s 1^st May 2009
Oh Dear, after the Lord Mayors Show and all that…..

Game Summary
This  summary should start, in advance, with mammoth efforts by Dave Elderton and Micky Allen to even get a pitch that was playable, quite a feat without a mower!  Also, great shuffling of teams by Captain Scott to ensure we at least had the same amount of players as the opposition, following the late loss of both JD to the II’s (hope he enjoyed that) and Theo “oh, can’t play I’m working” Stanley.

We lost the toss and had first use of the Alan Gilzean (thanks Hammers & Ash), which for the youngsters is a combover, created beautifully by Dave rolling the two inch grass into the terra-firma for hours on end!

The game started with Messr’s Scott and Hammersley fronting up bravely in the face of unbelievable and prodigious seam movement, so much so that it necessitated the early positioning of the best fielder to ‘backstop’, as this was going be a  frequently employed part of the ground.  Oh lets skip the commentary and get on with the character assassinations:

Hammersley Snr: Couldn’t do much with the delivery he got, or indeed make any impact on the Skipper despite comical warm up routines for the majority of their innings.

Scott: Again got a good delivery producing another nick to slip, still it’s a change from LBW!  Bowled better in second spell with one gem of an over.  Got everyone into the game, although being brutally honest, probably cost us the chance of a win.

Morrison: Dogged batting performance and shared handy partnership with JT.  Bowled more Doosra’s than offie’s but didn’t know how!

Turner: Batted really well and I hope this is a sign of things to come.  Bowled as if he wanted to finish the aged wickie’s career, but The Doosh will be back!

Delport: Bowled after 5 successive golf air shots—work needed!  Fielded well and managed a handy comeback over, again I hope this is the re-emergence of a very good bowler!

Duckett: Slapped a first ball full bung for the big man at mid-wicket to juggle with for a bit!  Had a go behind the stumps, one catch, one drop, one run out, one near stumping, one dislocated finger and some quite pathetic dives!

Clark: Quieter game than last week, and didn’t bowl as well as he can.

Durno: One great four through mid-wicket and potential with the ball, but his low catch at square leg was the golden moment      .  Definitely haven’t seen the last of this lad.

Hussain: Never ceases to make me laugh and achieved this again with an hilarious last over run-out!

Iqbal: Ran down wicket first ball and got stumped.  Bowled quite well and could have picked up a wicket or two with a bit of fortune.

Hammersley Jnr: Star man for second spell of bowling that was accurate and swinging like his old man in his pomp!  Victim of that old joker Omas “yes,yes” Hussain when run out.

Epilogue:
This is a game we could have pushed a lot harder to win, as at 70-4 off 25, they were far from home and hosed.  However I feel this may have gone against the general principle of the Thirds in that anyone promoted, demoted, or new,  be given a chance to bat and/or bowl and not just be a ‘Thanks for Coming’.

It was no secret that I was extremely annoyed directly after the game as I want to win, or at the very least, compete for every minute of every game, to achieve the best result possible, but having had time to reflect upon the circumstances with which we arrived at the game, feel that the Skip got it right again.  Top Man!
Doosh 

Ps Good luck to all on Saturday as I will be hacking my way round a golf course in Buckinghamshire.

Saints losing draw. View Scorecard
Without  6 regulars including Doosh report writer Mark Duckett (away on a golfing weekend), Saints 3rds earned a creditable draw away at St Crispins. Skipper Scott won the toss (now 2 from 3) and elected to bowl on a good looking batting wicket. With a short boundary and fast outfield, St Crispins reached 233 all out with Ben Hammersley again bowling really well taking 3 – 22 and Zak Iqbal took his first 3rd wicket taking 2 – 17. The fielding was generally very good with Ali Durno taking 2 fine catches. The last pair for Crispins put on nearly 40 which was to prove crucial. Given our understrength batting line up it was important that we got a good start and we certainly did. Hammo and Jeffers put on 141 before Hammo was bowled for a brilliant 76. A collapse then ensued and despite a late rally from Pete Jones who rolled back the years dispatching the ball out of the ground on a couple of occassions, we fell short on 207-6. Still a fine effort and again some big pluses especially Andy Jeffersons 83.

Doosh Report (By Stand In Submitter Richard Scott – Trainee Doosh Reporter)

Richard Scott  - won the toss, bowled okay taking 4 wickets, given out LBW for the 350th time in career of which this was number 348th time he did not think he was out !
Juggled the bowlers and fielders as best he could and was very pleased with the result.  

Gary Hammersley – After dispatching his lad Tom’s bowling in the nets before his innings, he continued his attack on the Crispins bowlers. All was going well until Hammo lost a little concentration when the famous Crispins “stuttering run up” bowler came on (as captured last season by Doosh – see Doosh facebook). When Hammo controlled his laughter, normal service resumed and the 4 ‘s and 6’s returned. Another fine knock that took some of the pressure of the run chase off Jeffers.

Peter Jones – did a sterling job as wicket keeper and provided great vocal support in the field. Stepped in at the last moment to help us out and made a real difference especially with his devouring of the excellent tea. Rolled back the years when batting, timing the ball really well after a few sighters. With a little more support near the end, could perhaps have pulled off the impossible win.

Alex Mawby – 100% commitment as always, excellent in the field and creamed the ball to the boundary in the last over as we played out for the draw.

Zak Iqbal – debut wicket for the team and bowled 5 good overs taking 2 wickets. A really good prospect for the future but needs to ensure he stops wandering in the field (he has Omaz’s bug – thankfully only the wandering in the field one !)

Omaz Hussian – again 100% commitment, looked solid when batting defensively, looked very much less solid when attempting attacking shots. A true team player who needs opportunities in the Sunday games to develop,

Josh Delport – fine effort with the ball, still not 100% their but getting close. Tended to bowl a bit to full although only throw in the one beamer. Still capable of the unplayable ball (and that was not the beamer). Super Arm in the field.

Ali Durno – Another fine game – bowled well at a difficult time and excelled in the field with two catches (both off the captain - well done Ali). Another fine prospect for the future and showed his commitment by cycling to the ground (with kit) only to be picked up by a bus driver on route, free of charge, who felt sorry for him and dropped him near the ground. Although that was after he had nearly knocked Ali off his bike.

Ben Hammersley – Bowling 10 / 10, fielding 5/10 although perhaps put in wrong place by the captain. Excellent spell when needed by the team, 3 wickets, all LBW, all plum so Ben says. 3 -22 in 8 overs a great performance and improving each week. Fined for pencilling himself in at number 6 in the scorebook and telling the opposition scorer that the Saints opener was B Hammersley.

Lee Morrison – arrived looking like a convict, tired from a morning session in the gym having got in at 4am the night before (very similar to Hammo’s pre match routine I believe). Bowled well at a difficult time and got a wicket when the batter played no shot to a ball that actually turned – unlucky batsmen. Just needs a little more consistency when bowling and will be a handfull on a turning Harpole wicket.

Andy Jefferson – the most pleasing aspect of the whole day for all our team was the return to form of Jeffers. He built his innings and got better and better as his innings when on (until he was out !). Some lovely drives through the covers and mid off and good use of the feet to the spinners. Still only 19 (although he looks older) he should be ready to step up into the 2nds by mid to late August !!!!!!!!!!!!!  This weeks Man Of The Match.

Old CC won by 8 wickets. View Scorecard

A disappointing result and although well beaten, a lot did hinge on the toss. The damp green Harpole wicket was very lively so losing the toss we were always going to struggle and despite a valiant 60 from 3rd team debutante Dave Shardlow, we reached only 111. Several players received unplayable balls and luck was not on our side although Old bowled well and made use of the difficult wicket. As the wicket dried it became easier although it was always difficult to score freely on. Despite some excellent fielding especially a “wonder catch” by Wayne Clark, Old batted sensibly and reached 111-2 in 38 overs. Chris Walford was the pick of the Saints bowlers. A few special mentions  - firstly Dave our umpire who despite feeling terrible battled through the whole game in the bitter cold, Doosh who stood in as keeper and did a great job and finally Hammo for standing in as captain due to be absence – if only you had won the toss !!!!

Man Of Match : Dave Shardlow
Magic Moments : Waynes Catch and Funny Moment – Both teams walking out to field at the start of the game ! (I’ll let Hammo explain that one to you).   
Richard Scott

The Doosh Report
Oh Dear where does one start?  Let's try the beginning.....

Pre-match day preparation
Emails of team selection were more common than a dis-honest politician in the build up, but nevertheless we arrived with our strongest team 'on paper' of the season to date, apart from the Skipper performing hari kari on himself!  For this match we decided to go for the skinhead and crombie pitch as opposed to the previously unsuccessful long hair and denim look, and many thanks once more to the efforts of Dave, Mick and Scotty, as the ground looked positively serene upon arrival.

Game Summary
The day started well, with a positive toss resulting in the stand-in Skipper Hammers ordering his lieutenants to rally the troops and warm the openers up for an early assault on the Old batters, whilst he took 2 Platoon to erect the sightscreens in the Force 10.  Rather confusingly as Doosh donned the gloves, the Old lads came out to field..........hmmmm......."not seen that before in 30 years of playing" mused the form searching Shagster, as Doosh went to find out what was happening..........cue sudden realisation followed by a few choice words from Hammers who had gone into total denial after losing the toss!!!  Screens were dumped and rush for batting pads was on!

Hammersley Snr: Tried manfully to smash the bad ball to all quarters in an attempt to eradicate the memory of the toss gone wrong, including a wind assisted thump that visited the adjacent wheat field. However, the pitch was just too lively and he copped a flyer from the impessive Ryan Sidebottom aka Gregg Wilson and gloved to slip.  Tried everything in the field but to no avail.

Jefferson: Ever a good reader of a pitch, Jeffers went lid-less on what he determined a sluggish ankle-biter of a track.  Looked in good nick and admitted after seeing a few pop off a length, really wanted his lid back but didn't want to give an advantage to the bowlers....like they needed one!  Mistimed a hook and the rotund James Hope doesn't drop them!

Shardlow: The enigmatic and pugnacious Shagster got his second thirds cap, two years after his first ball duck against the same opposition, and used his vast experience and know how to survive and punish the bad ball, without actually ever feeling fully in.  Eventually fell to good swirling catch in the deep by Sam Street.  However, after bigging him up, he still had his Herschelle Gibbs moment  when dropping the top scoring Cuthbert early doors at slip, splitting his ring in the process (you'll have to ask him, but it looked painful!).

Umar  Iqbal: I was getting padded up and missed his gloved lifter behind.  Said he didn't hear it, but everyone else did!  Fielded well but couldn't beat the aged Doosh in the changeover sprints (except one by a nose!).

Turner: Another victim off the tennis ball bounce, but in truth should have dropped his hands and left it.  Bowled quite quick if a bit erratic, but can't be faulted for effort or attitude.

Denny: Completed a hat-trick of ducks for the middle order and never got to grips with the wily Lloyd, who seen rolling the pitch up and taking back to Old.  Bowled very well and could have had 3 or 4 wickets with a bit more luck.

Duckett: Temporarily, if unconvincingly halted the procession of ducks before attempting a pre-meditated whack over the top against the Force 10, off a slow bowler on a pitch with no pace...lot to learn this young lad!  Kept ok in his ungainly fashion--nice gloves though!

Clark: Another to get stiffed by a lifter from Wilson.  Manned up into the hurricane, but in truth never got his rhythm going.  Champagne moment for his catch of Ben Street, but Dave and Mick will not be happy having to repair the Cheddar Gorge size chasm left by his face at extra cover!

Walford: Played over a yorker and a fourth duck for the scorecard.  Started the day in silent, almost surly fashion and everyone gave him a wide berth, but once he had the ball in his hand, bowled with aggression and pace, and his second spell was even better than his first.  Only got  the one wicket but could have had more, and also shouted encouragement to the other bowlers, especially those not wind assisted. 

Mawby: Thatcherite in his preparation with only 4 hours sleep, although Maggie probably wouldn't have had the same blood alcohol level!  As always with Alex we got 100% committment  laced with good banter.

Hammersley Jnr: Drew the short straw this week and had to bowl into Hurricane Harpole, and never truly got it right consistently enough on the dying track.

Epilogue
The proverbial game of two halves of which, despite Hammers steadfast attempts to alter history, we had the rough end of the stick.  Batting on a spicy greentop, followed by bowling on an ironing board never won many games.  High points were Shaggy showing us how to bat with patience, Chris and JD’s bowling, Wozza’s steepler and the fielding in general.  We can, and indeed must do better if we are not to get embroiled in a relegation dogfight , which will not benefit anyone.
Congrats to the First’s for remaining Top, Top, Top, Top, Top of the League, just as long as someone keeps Parky away from the Press, with his ‘foot in mouth’ statements!!

Doosh

Saints Losing Draw. View Scorecard

With 6 changes from the previous week, it was always going to be difficult but the 3rd X1 managed to secure a very creditable draw and 10 useful points although it was not enough to move out of the relegation zone. Having won the toss and inserted Overstone, the Saints performed well to restrict the score to 231 on a batters paradise with a fast outfield and in hot conditions. Wayne Clark was the pick of the bowlers taking 4 wickets and veteran Kevin “The Chairman” Murphy helping the 3rds out bowled well at the death. Saints got off to an unfortunate start when Ian Mul was given out LBW in the first over (the ball clearly pitching outside leg stump !) but Josh Turner took the mantle to the Overstone attack scoring a fine 33. Wickets fell but Murphy and skipper Scott got Saints back in the game before both fell in the 50’s. It was left to Lee Morrison to see out the creditable draw. Thanks must go to Kevin Murphy for helping us out and playing his first game for nearly 2 years and Mark Duckett who looked like a proper Keeper behind the sticks.

Man Of Match – Kevin Murphy – fine allround performance

Magic Moment Of The Game – Lee Morrisons reverse sweep off the final ball of the innings

Funniest Moment – Omaz Hussians full length dive to secure our bonus point.

Doosh Report vs Overstone (A)

Game Summary

How would we cope without Hammers, against a team fresh from scoring 300+ the week before?  Well it wasn’t going to be easy, especially with six changes from the previous week, including the wheeling out of Chairman Murf after a 2 year sabbatical! 

That’s enough of the philosophical stuff, on with the slaughtering……

Mul       Brought in to bat his way in to form, and after his first ball defensive nudge for 4, Doosh dreamed of getting the cigars out.  Instead, the Umpire got his finger out!  Also dropped a catch that would have given Wozza his first 5 wicket haul, not that I’m trying to make him feel bad!  Top lad and I hope he’s with us for a few weeks, cos I fancy a Hamlet!

Denny  Bowled tidily, and batted steadily, amongst the calls to ‘pull up a chair, lads!’ every time he got on strike.  Eventually got to him and an uncharacteristic swish saw him castled.

Turner Bowled with pace…..and width, causing Doosh pain aplenty!  Star man with the bat though, with some delightful strokes through mid-wicket and the covers, and was unlucky to pick out one of the ‘big lads’ when pulling a long hop.

Doosh  Donned the gloves again, even standing up to Murf’s mixed bag, and looked a little better than previous comedy efforts.  Batted like a complete idiot, throwing his wicket away, exhibiting none of the patience he continuingly waffles on about, and hasn’t slept well since.  Bottom of the class!

Murphy            Scraped the mould off his boots (literally), to encourage the lads from the safety of first slip.  Called upon to stem the flow when big Ben Hartley decided to smash the ball everywhere, and got his man soon after.  Got through one bat and a couple of knee joints, but his pat back or smash style seemed to upset the bowlers until he got one that lifted a bit, and he walked….well hobbled off, to a well earned shandy.

Scott    His usual accurate self with the ball and delighted with one electric caught and bowled to remove the dangerous Griffiths.  Batted his way back into form with one memorable back foot punch standing out.  Caught in the deep still going for the win.

Morrison Bowling at the wrong time as he got flayed to all quarters by Hartley.  Took unending stick from his former team mates as he struggled to get the ball off the square, but took the champagne moment with an outrageous last ball reverse sweep for four off the last ball once the game was safe.  Well done Buzz!

Clark    Returned to longer run up and seemed to find a nice rhythm, especially in his second spell.  Got 4 but it could have been his first Michelle, but for the already mentioned spill in the deep.  Batted positively and good to see him still trying to win.  Fielded well as always.

Mawby Wants to dislodge the Doosh behind the stumps, and I wouldn’t want to fight him for it, but effected a neat run out as well as stopping the ball with his face.  Batting was short and not sweet as he joined the growing number in the duck pond.

Hussain            Committed as always, although in permanent competition with Zak to see who could wander the most!  Secured the draw with resolute defence.

Iqbal    Took some tap, but also picked up a wicket during difficult period in the game.  Seems to be infected with the ‘Omas wandering bug’, something already commented on by an earlier Scotty report.

Epilogue

Rescued a draw after being under the cosh for large periods of the game.  Will need to up our game this week, with West Haddon battering Old, who battered us, and our first chance to test ourselves against an ‘oversees’.  Also our first look at County Hall, so come on boys!!!

Saints won the toss and decided to buck the trend and bat first on a track that captain Scott thought might break up later. Scott was proved right but earlier than anticipated as both openers found the ball flying past thier noses in the first over ! The wicket continued to be difficult with the odd ball flying but the short straight boundaries ensured that runs were still there to be had. Josh Turner again impressed with the bat but when he fell for a fine 31and with the Saints on 90-5, we looked in trouble. However a fine rear guard action started by Alex Mawby with 17 and finished by Trev Kirkby with an invaluable 34 not out saw Saints to a respectable 156. A special mention should go to Omaz Hussain who stuck around at the end as Trev scored his runs.  

Scott took 2 early wickets but then West Haddons overseas Austrailian took control and reached his 50 as West Haddon cruised to 90-2. However the dismissal of the Austrailian well caught by Lee Morrison at extra cover proved the turning point as Fezan Butt took centre stage. Suddenly the ball was turning this way, that way , every way and Fezan started to bambozzle the Haddon batters and as gradually the wickets fell, then panic set in. Backed up by some fine fielding, Fezan took 7 -25 with Trev Kirkby taking the final catch at slip, nicely palmed to him by Doosh. Every wicket was greeted by high fives and although Fezan was the hero, it really was a magic team performance in the field with West Haddon 125 all out. This historic victory joins our famous victories versus Kettering (away) and Geddington (home) from last season. The victory pushes us up to mid table. A couple of special mentions – Trev Kirkby for not only helping us out at the last minute but also performing so well and Doosh yet again who was brilliant behind the sticks on a difficult wicket.

Man Of Match – Fezan Butt ; great potential and hopefully the first of many 5 wicket hauls for the Saints.

Funny Moment – Alex Mawby bowled by ageing spinner !!!!!

Magic Moment – the celebrations on getting the final wicket.

Saints vs West Haddon 30/5/09 (County Hall) aka Fizzers Ashes

Game Summary

Upon arrival at the serene, sun drenched venue of many a previous battle with the Police, not many, not even a certain Mr Spielberg, could have scripted what was to unfurl.  This was a truly stunning game of cricket……well… the last half hour was!

Hammersley Snr  After seeing a couple ‘pop’ off a length from the dangerous Perryman, decided to attack anything off line, with a crunching square standing out, until he was undone for pace and left the scene, stumps akimbo!  Once changed into his shorty shorts for a spot of Vitamin A gathering, proceeded to tell an inquisitive Doosh that it was a minefield…cheers mate!

Denny  One delicious cover drive suggests batting form is returning, but was another done for by the pacy Perryman.  Bowled well but suffered terrible luck, continually conceding runs through 2^nd slip area….there’s no way Big H can even attempt a dive so soon after cream scones!

Turner  Top class again with the bat and a ‘biggie’ is around the corner.  After so many good shots, suffered a rather tame ‘fend off’ dismissal again.  Brought on to bowl as fast as possible with the hope that we could dislodge Mick Dundee and it nearly worked with a miscue tri-secting(?) three fielders.

Duckett  Looked in good nick making a quick twenty, but succumbed to flight with a weak shot.  Kept well and enjoyed the banter.  Needed the acrobatics of Kirby to rescue him at the death, but loved the celebrations that were coming almost every ball at the end!

Morrison  Didn’t really get going with the bat and eventually toppled out of his crease...too many pies?  Took the big catch to remove Skippy unlike the Skip!, and it was game on.  Didn’t get a bowl but now has a challenger for the spinning duties.

Scott  Couldn’t reproduce his rescue job of the previous week but was incredibly unlucky to play on to Dame Edna.  Bowled really well on the helpful surface and marshalled his troops superbly.

Kirby Out of retirement the legend came, and delivered in spades, with a block one, smash one approach that galvanised the tail to wag us to 2 precious batting points.  Also took the decisive catch via Doosh’s Teflon glove, and with Doosh, was in the perfect place to watch the bamboozling variations of the precocious Butt.  

Mawby Sent out to attack if possible, he had a look at a couple before adopting his infamous Sampras top spin forehand of a shot through ‘cow’, and again, and again, to overtake his previous best for the 3’s until he was put off by the glare reflecting from the WWII medals pinned proudly on the chest of the 84 year old brought on to dismiss him….first ball!  Top effort.

Also managed to assist in running out Fizz which, if was a tactic to stoke up a response, was positively Churchillian!

Hammersley Jnr Took the new ball and despite best efforts couldn’t find a consistent length so suffered accordingly.  On the plus side, Big Ben always swings the ball and will be an asset with a yard more pace and cloud cover!

Omas Top defensive batting until nicking the returning Perryman behind.  Helped Trev get us another batting point, and fielded very well with nothing ever looking like passing.

*Butt* Managed to get himself run out needlessly whilst coping as good as anyone on an indifferent surface.  Brought on to bowl at the Ozzie export who was 50 not and in a hurry, and McLarty who was 20 plus and comfortable.  He removed the latter when he failed to hit a low full toss on to the moon, so a bit lucky.  Still trying to find his rhythm he dropped short and Cain pumped him uppishly to cover where Buzz Lightyear excelled to take a fine catch…another lucky one, but would it continue.  Alas, it did not, as it was not needed at all, as in spinning the ball sharply both ways, he proceeded to tie a succession of batsmen in knots.  He saved the best ball for the former Saint Raine-Ellerker who in attempting to work a single to mid-on had his off bail removed, sparking wild celebrations amidst Scotties pleading to stay calm.  Next ball, and a sharp caught and bowled, the only danger now seemed to be injuring our man of the moment by breaking his ribs with the bear hugs!  The hat-trick ball was negotiated but it wasn’t long before Doosh got on the act, snaffling an outside edge, cue bear hug!  Scotty got in on the act when JD got down well to remove a shell shocked Perryman…….where would it end?  It came down to grizzled veteran Ian ‘Smudger’ Smith, who had probably already showered, walking out with 23 needed for victory, a challenge I know he would actually be relishing (he’s a sort of Inwood character you see—never defeated).  Well, he couldn’t stop the slide to defeat this time as the youngster induced another edge which the Doosh, now keeping with eyes on stalks, managed to deflect to the tumbling Kirby to complete the job.  7-25 unbelievable and fully deserved.

Epilogue

Although we never give up, in truth, for 90% of this game we were only looking at gathering bonus points in our quest to get out of the relegation zone.  This time we were rewarded for our efforts, and anyone who witnessed the last hour will never forget it, I know I won’t.  This should inspire each and every one of us on to better things starting Saturday at Weldon, with whom we have some previous!  Also returning to the Saints to see the First’s had won on a minefield and willing the 2’s on to snatch an unlikely victory finished the day off a treat, especially with Wozza getting a crucial wicket—well done Wayne.

Doosh
 

6.6.09

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Saints winning draw. view scorecard

Well it was not exactly the revenge we wanted to inflict following last season big loss at Weldon but we again performed well and Weldon were never in the hunt and tamely accepted a draw. Weldon had lost all 6 tosses to date so it was perhaps inevitable that I would call wrong and be put into bat. The pitch looked good but there was certainly some bounce early on against the new ball. Hammo went early but did he hit it ? Hammo always walks so although we heard a noise it did put doubt in our minds. The Weldon umpire at half time said it was an inside edge (!) which certainly put more doubt on the decision and then Hammo was finally put out of his misery after the game when the opposition said he did not hit it !  Umar looked good but got a pea roller but Paul Harris on debut and Josh batted really well  - it was a pleasure to watch. Moving on to 46 Josh got another delivery that did not bounce and was given out LBW by Dave. Doosh then hit one and was given out LBW (by the Weldon umpire), quickly followed by Jon Denny also LBW to Trigger. Suddenly from 120 – 2 we were 122 – 5. Paul continued to bat excellently an innings characterised by flowing  cover drives and assisted by captain Scott using the edge to good effect pushed the score to 175 before Scott eventually middled one but was caught ! We finished on 197 – 8 with Paul on 76 not out and great debut innings.

In reply Tim Brown took two early wickets and Ben one as Weldon slipped to 30 – 3 for which they shut up shop and played out for the draw. We picked up a few wickets near the end but Weldon limped to 152 – 8. Browny bowled with great control and Josh took 2 wickets bowling the best he has done this year.  

Another good result and 13 points keeping our unbeaten away record.

Funny Moment  - Fez’s LBW where the ball bounced 3 times the batter slipped over and was plum LBW with the ball hitting him on the chin !

Magic MomentS – Hammo explaining all through the day they he did not think he hit it !

Man Of The Match – Paul Harris  - a great debut, controlled innings – the first of many 50’s.

Doosh Report vs Weldon (A) 08/06/09

Game Summary

How would the follow up to the Lord Mayors show pan out, after last weeks astonishing victory, the Captain was looking for some consolidation?  We also wanted a degree of revenge for an absolute battering that a very inexperienced  side suffered last year.  We also welcomed a youngster from O.N.’s and offset this by bagging Browny for the day (hopefully season if I’m being greedy).

Hammersley Snr  I can confirm that the European Commission for Human Rights will debate H’s inside/outside/no edge at the next meeting of the Doubtful Cricketing Dismissal Committee.  That, and a double grab catch at short mid-wicket aside, Hammers performed excellently at tea, several times over as it happens!   His failure to even attempt a dive, even of his own flesh and bloods bowling, says everything about this superb tea!  He still bemoaned the lack of scones though!

Umar  After getting woken up with some overly loud face music, he settled down and played some nice shots until a shooter done him up like a kipper.  Fielder of the day and coped well with the bigotry on the journey home……from Alex and Doosh!

Turner  Batting with ever more composure and authority, and shared an excellent partnership with ‘Bomber’ until undone by a grubber 4 shy of a fifty.  Bowled with aggression, pace and more control than of late (into the breeze for you now lad) to pick up 2 wickets that could have been 3 or 4.  Fielded like he had his hands on the wrong arms, bless him!

Bomber Harris Star man by a country mile and I hope he enjoyed his first outing for the 3’s.  Was pushed up the order by Doosh’s insistence on a pre-innings toilet visit, and was quickly into the fray with Josh at 19-2!  Both circumspect to start with, it was a joy to watch a near century stand against many different styles of bowling, with good running and classy cover drives aplenty.  He’s set not only his, but the team standard by showing great patience throughout.  Disappointed in the lack of any head in the air swipes, but this is only personal preference!

Duckett  Middled a wide delivery to point only to be given out LBW (now I know what Scotty has been saying all these years)!  Mixed day behind the stumps with a couple of catches and a couple of drops.  Tried to wake the opposition from their slumber to no avail.

Denny  Another to get the trigger finger for a duck.  Bowled very accurately and might have had an LBW or two had he hit the pads from the other end! 

Scott Didn’t realise he scored 30 odd as there was only a few memorable shots, but did a good job of taking us to a defendable total.  Brought himself on a bit late, but nearly pulled of the victory.

Mawby  Looked more composed until a suicidal run out, although this was another ‘close’ decision by the home umpire.  Fielded another with his face, becoming quite a party piece!

Butt  Tried in vain to get the extra batting bonus point but fell too short.  Couldn’t repeat last weeks heroics but did bowl nicely on a non-turner.  Got wickets with outrageously bad balls including a champagne moment chin before wicket on the third bounce effort near the death—classic!

Hammersley Jnr Swung the new ball and bowled such a good line that Doosh was pleading with the Skip for another off side catcher, only to immediately fire down the leg side once he got his wish.  Got a well deserved nick behind for his only wicket.

Brown  The old warhorse strangled the life out of the opposition with his nagging length and line, being rewarded when a Scott gully catch and a low down Doosh effort secured him two more wickets for his collection.  Will be a very handy asset should we manage to keep him (alive), as the youngsters seemed to respond well to his example. 

Epilogue

Only losing the toss stopped us winning, so well done Scotty on a pathetic call, the first time they’ve won the toss all year.  A game played in remarkably good spirit, with Hammers asking everyone who would listen if they thought he had nicked it, even a half asleep Ted back at base, and Fizzers wicket balls, Alex’ face stops and Doosh taking one on the knee proving the comedy highlights.  A win this week will make these points even more valuable so come on!!!

Doosh
 

Saints won by 4 wickets. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs. Isham (H) 13/06/09

Game Summary

On a 3 game undefeated streak, the Saints were after another home victory to climb away from any potential relegation dogfights. With the opposition cluttering the mobile phone airwaves with calls for players Scotty had a difficult choice when winning the toss but chose to bowl. It looked the wrong decision early doors as Jim Lyon cracked an impressive 44, but once the Skip had him caught and bowled, the tide turned. On with the urine removal…..

Hammersley Snr A return to an oldie as star man, although this was in the main a very good all round team performance. Dropped a catch and spent his drinking time telling everyone his reflexes have gone, but filled his boots whenever the ball got dropped short including one massive six over the biggest boundary…show off, show off pick your nose and blow off! First victim of the Scorpion!

Mul Struggled to get going on a pitch that was starting to break up, but I’m glad he stuck around and got a few runs under his belt. A better pitch next week and I hope he’s with us to take over the mantle from the missing Hammers. Unfortunately (for him!) I managed to catch his run out on video, and it will be featuring on the World Wide Web shortly!

Umar Not as lively and chirpy in the field this week, and got another strange dismissal. Spent too much time on his Ipod machine thing, and needs to get his head on next week now as an experienced member of our side he needs to back that up with runs.

Turner Again looked the part after a much improved fielding performance, but did manage to hit the Doosh on the head with a high throw, ha ha! Also had him scrambling around down the leg side with some wild balls, but still claimed 2 wickets with good balls. Batted really well again until giving it away with a chip shot to long on.

Harris Bomber looked the part again as he added a quick 30 odd with Josh, with whom he is building quite an understanding. Another to fall to the mystery Scorpion.

Denny Again bowled tidily picking up another wicket, and returns to the ground where Doosh forced him to bowl all day last year despite him whinging about cramp!
Batting with much more authority and The Crab outmanoeuvred The Scorpion.

Duckett Achieved his first stumping with a lightning bail removal job as the batsman slightly lifted his back leg. Finished the job with Scotty but was laucky to survive several Scorpion stings.

Scotty Bowled really well in 2 spells and picked up another 4 wickets to tally 17 so far this season. Finished the job with a couple of 4’s to avoid any late collapses that this place specialises in.

Butt Fizzer the golden arm, bowled really well and should have had 4 but dropped a regulation return catch. Starting to bowl more consistently but still got the comedy dismissal with a double bouncer round the legs job. Seems to be taking on advice about where to get certain batsmen in trouble which bodes well.

Hammersley Jnr Again swung the new ball but tendency to drop short once or twice an over gave the batsmen a chance to score too often. Last three balls were really good after being pumped for a straight six. It must also be mentioned that this ‘back row forward most unlikely to advance his career by going on Strictly Come Dancing’, took a catch where he had to advance (as in move slightly), bend down, watch the ball into his hands and celebrate, and he rose (or rather dropped) to the occasion, managing to add a Cristiano Ronaldo roll for good measure…good lad!

Brown Took a bit of tap after being convinced he had the opener plumb in the first over. He was, however, in rather better form with his drinking arm back at base, on six when I left…good arrows!

Epilogue
This victory was every bit as deserved as the previous one was unexpected really, but momentum is a great vehicle in sport, and we go to Harlestone looking for another although it will be tough especially as they have just got their first win under their belt. Comedy moment of the week must be when we were lining up the sightscreen as the openers came out and asked Fizz to put his arm up to aid accuracy, only for him to reply that he couldn’t because he was left handed…doughnut!
Doosh.

Saints won by 4 wickets. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Harlestone (A) 20/6/09

Game Summary
Approaching the game without the prolific Hammersley Snr, it was important that everyone chipped in, not just when batting but also at tea!  Although the home team were in the relegation places, Captain Scott knew that they were capable of setting 200+ scores as he inserted them on a good looking wicket.  Their innings was one of two halves after recovering from 60-6 to post 216, helped by numerous dropped chances so uncharacteristic of us this season.  On with the slaughtering then:

*Mul*               Didn’t look as ‘with it’ in the field this week and was one of the dropster club,  however, after getting a bit of long overdue luck, when a couple of chances went begging off him, he built a tremendously paced innings, full of ‘proper’ cricket shots (not all good then—Doosh), and shared in several great partnerships as everyone apart from Turner and Doosh chipped in (that’s a film isn’t it?).

Umar                Took his only catch well, not easy after watching nearly everyone mess up at least once.  Looked in good form with the bat, until being convinced he didn’t connect when given out caught behind.  Toys were well and truly rearranged until the soothing sounds of Eminem calmed him sufficiently to undertake sguare leg umpiring duties.

Turner             Rare failure with the bat as he chipped one straight back at the bowler.  Tried to break Doosh’s back when firing a few down the legside, so it proves he has a sense of humour.

Harris              Another in the Butter-fingers clan, after being specifically moved to a catching position (Doosh almost begging by this point!) as the man most likely to take a bloody catch-WRONG!

Came in and delighted with a quickfire 24 before falling victim to another dodgy decision, especially one over when the ball hit the wall, or did it?

O’Neill              Coming back from injury, wanted some overs under his belt and responded brilliantly with 3-8 off 5, moving the ball in the air both ways and also showing good aggression with a couple of bouncers. Another 3 or 4 overs from him and in truth we may have been chasing 100 less.  Batted with intent to keep us up with the rate, until succumbing to the wiles of Howe.  Oh yes, another with greasy palms x 2, although the c & b was only a half chance. Can we keep him this week please?

Denny              Not his day bowling, but proved invaluable as a ‘finisher’, playing aggressively to scatter the field and then picking up singles at will.  A couple of sumptuous shots through the covers and one full blooded pull shot showed he not just a deflector.

Duckett                        Took a couple of decent catches, including the dangerous Desperate Dan aka Marcus Broome, but batted like a novice spooning a catch to Desperate.

Scott                Bowled ok but probably started the fielding shambles with a mis-timed jump attempt at point, which was quite funny at the time, but 12 drops later…..!  Finished the job with aplomb, ably assisting JD to the target.

Butt                              Bowled a couple of beauties but also took some hammer as too many short and wide balls gave their sloggers all the encouragement they needed to breach the wall.  Took one catch with slow motion dive, and again had golden funny moment with is his innocent “it touched the wall” quip as the ball rebounded 20 yards off it!

Hammersley Snr          Bowled really well and got two dangermen out cheaply in first spell, and returned to claim another later on, listening to Doosh when he told him to throw it up wider….cue Umar catch!  Mind you I’m not sure bowling for catches was that bright as Ben will testify as he suffered the dreaded curse with a drop at Long Off.

Browny                        The elder statesman was the star off field performer, despite having at least three dollies dropped off his bowling, when he chirped almost every decision and laughed at every mistake, in between his tales of “10 stitches on this ground, I hate it!”, to anyone still with the energy to listen.  The antics with the spare ball beggared belief as “they’ve lacquered the bugger” echoed round the fringes to the beat of said ball being hammered into the concrete!  That was before he had a better idea of wedging it in a cup, and attempting to retrieve it with a Phillips screwdriver—absolute legend!  More Please!

Epilogue
After an hour it all seemed so easy, but with every dropped catch, Harlestone’s belief grew, and that’s a lot of growth, but we stuck at it and the performances of Kintyre, Saffer , Big Ben and JD helped by contributions all round, meant we kept our unbeaten away run going.  With Mully unavailable next week,  we’ll need extra effort from everyone at Wicken who are dominating this League so far.
Doosh

Saints win by 23 runs. view scorecard

Saints Drew. view scorecard

Scott / Doosh Report – Geddington 2^nd at Home (At Brigstock)

Logistically this was always going to be a difficult match staging a home game at Brigstock – Hence the code name Project Brigstock. Although the result was slightly disappointing (a measure of our increased expectations), Project Brigstock was a success and the game went off without a hitch.

Gary Hammersley – Asst Project Manager Project Brigstock. Unfortunately I missed Gary’s dismissal as washing up the tea things at the time thus highlighting that he went fairly early after tea ! Perhaps the lack of scones at tea was to blame and I have ordered scones for the next game. Ably assisted with the transportation, visiting various areas of Northampton to pick up players – thanks Gary.

PS  - Had finger trouble spelling hammo’s name on Word before using the spell checker  - luckily Gay Hammersley and Gray Hammersley did not appear in the final version – until now !!!1

Ian Mul – After letting an early four through in the field (how did the ball get through as it looked like perfect long barrier), Mully fielded really well. Again I missed his dismissal through washing up duties, sneaking one behind. I am confident that Ian will score lots of runs for us.

Josh Turner – Another extremely confident batting display being able to up the pace when required. Lovely slog sweep for four off the front foot – shot of the day.

Umar Iqbal – Good all round performance, stepped up to the mark when needed to bowl and bowled 13 overs on the reel. Needs to ensure he uses the slower ball at the right time ie. Not too often ! Again batted well and coming into form but got out at the wrong time just after Josh.

Paul “Bomber” Harris – Continues to impress and grew in his innings. Told by the captain that he would bowl, sadly never got on as Umar continued to keep in tight (sorry Bomber). Pick of the fielders patrolling the river boundary. Batting number four is Bomber position which I need to sort out.

John Denny – Was handed the thankless task by the captain of bowling at the death – actually bowled well and figures do no justice. Came in late on and again looked very positive when batting, his first 6 in competitive cricket looking possible – but alas not achieved. Three not outs in a row.

Ryan Turner – Fielded manfully following early injury to foot. Again came in at a  difficult position with over 7 runs a over to win. Found in difficult to put the ball away against the tight bowling but hopefully the stay at the wicket will have done Ryan some good – played 2^nd best shot of the day with lovely cover drive.

Richard Scott – Struggled to make any early inroads when bowling and dropped down the order when the win not possible as we all wanted to see Alex flay the ball around the ground  - we are still waiting.

Jake Sanders – Debut and fitted into the team well. Bowled with plenty of promise especially his 2^nd spell – shows plenty of raw talent and pace. Also promoted above the captain but with more success as he hit a 4 first ball.

Mick Allen – Brought into the team to increase the senior player numbers , Mick bowled really well taking the wickets of the two danger men. Great at socializing with the opposition and could still play at 2^nd X1 level in my opinion but best served helping the younger player.

Alex Mawby – Stand in wicket keeper for the day and tried manfully and any lack of technical skill was matched with effort. Not pretty at times (his wicket keeping) but had a bit of Dave Harrison about him and no doubt would improve over time. Hampered by early injury and having to retire hurt (“as feeling a little sick and needed a drink”). Almost by the time Hammo had donned the gloves then he was back on giving his all. Promoted up the order but missed the ball – sadly a straight ball ! On the way home decided that wicket keeping is not for him and that bowling is his game ! Also when I mentioned I was away shortly, he offered to captain the team ! What a character.

SUMMARY

A really good first half of the season and its important we do not lose momentum as we did last season. I will need to look at the batting order to ensure we have the right balance – not an easy thing. Having reviewed all the teams, my predictions for the top two teams are Old Champions and West Haddon Runners Up – primarily because both teams will be less impacted by holidays.

Doosh Report vs Earls Barton (H) 11-07-09

Game Summary

Could the return to Harpole produce a positive result for a change for the Mighty Saints, who had played 2 lost 2 so far on this glorious ground?  Well, winning the toss and inserting the opposition was the best way for it to happen, and Scotty delivered when required.  Despite a lively track, Barton coped quite well, and generally picked off the bad ball quite comfortably.  However a succession of batters got out in the 20’s without any carrying on to enable them to reach a really competitive total, about 175 I reckon would have seen the job done.  The reply didn’t start too well, with Hammers having to have counselling on the park bench, but Mully and Umar largely got the job done in totally different ways.

Hammersley                  Two great slip catches were the highlights of the scone-eaters day as he once again departed early, whinging and moaning for England about everything and to anyone who’d listen.

*Mul*                           Wandered about a bit in the field but soon woke up when receiving some throat music off  the dangerous Yakub.  What he did thereafter was to dig in which he did with great patience and fortitude.  Only got out due to trying to increase the rate ahead of a large cloud gathering from the West as per the forecast.

Umar                            Bowling got pummelled a bit this week so had to produce with the bat to stop him crying into his Ipod.  After an uncertain start suddenly biffed their main man for 17 in an over, including shot of the day pick up over square leg for 6.  Better mood brought out the fine book, I await the damage!

Harris                            First bowl for us resulted in a very encouraging 2 for 8 from 5, and also took a sharp catch at gully.  Again batted with assurance, using his feet well against the spinners until one turned, bounced, took the glove, got stumped as well, game over.

Turner R                        Came in with still a bit to do and struggled as the cloud approached.  Definitely will score runs if given the time to build an innings, so watch this space.

Duckett             Keeping just gets better, knee just gets worse, these are directly proportional for the mathematically minded.  Promoted to up the tempo and delivered a few tasty blows, although dropped by the evergreen Waite off his own bowling.  Succumbed to the wiles of young Kyle Lawrence who bowled really well (4-35).

Denny                           Got the crucial wicket of Patching, all captured by Paparazzi Jackson from the sidelines, and now plastered all over Facebook.  Bit disappointed in his batting as he went back to trying to deflect a straight ball rather than hitting down the ground as per previous weeks.

Scott                             The Maestro came up trumps again, snaffling a four-for, a catch and was the finisher once more at the death.  All this, plus sorting the teas, ground, transport et al, top man.  Do I keep my place now?

Mawby              Comedy moment of the day when taking an absolute steepler, only to fling himself over the boundary, so six and not out!  Redeemed himself with another great catch to end the innings, and then Sampras got the big forehand out to batter the winning runs in un-compromising style.

Butt                              A few loose deliveries but bowled well getting 1-13 off 5 and also noted another variation of quicker seamer to add to his box of tricks.  Stories of being out on the Town can’t be true surely? 

Zaib                              It shows the strength in depth of the Club as Zaib came in and bowled 10 on the spin, generally bowling in-swingers, to take 2-23.  Himself and Josh Melling must be quite a combo for the 4ths.

Epilogue

A good performance, with all results possible at some stage, played with great spirit by both sides.  Plenty of banter but all in good humour made this an enjoyable game, even though my ears were bleeding from the constant moaning from Hammers about the pitch!  On to next week and a true test at Kettering without the Skipper.

Doosh 

Saints won by 3 wickets view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Kettering II’s (A) 18-July 2009

Game Summary

How would we cope with 4 new additions to the team and without Captain Scott’s indisputable influence?  Well, all newcomers would love it, gel straight away and perform to the highest of standards, and we’d win after surviving several scares in a topsy-turvy encounter, that’s how.  On with the character assassination!

Hammersley                 Skipper gave a rousing huddle team talk that appeared to galvanise his troops, and switched his bowlers around well.  Resisted the urge to bring himself on and went for Doosh instead (wise man).  Once again excelled at tea, with at least 2 visits recorded, and was even eyeing up another tea belonging to another game!  Another nick off behind, this is getting tiresome Big Fella.

Mul                               Took great catch in the deep and his technique helped him survive the ‘swingingest’ bowling I’ve ever seen.  Also showed great humour counting how many balls his duck would be, but he stayed out of the pond with a priceless 24 runs.

Turner             Brought on first change to get a wicket and responded with a lively spell that snared the first man.  Dropped a catch of Umar that he would normally have caught in his sleep.  Bowled by a ‘hoop’ and noted the ball had no markings and had been lacquered….not in the spirit of the game old bean.

Hussain                        Brought in under sub-section 5b(ii) of the Asian quota of players register under European Law, and to add the comedy his selection would inevitability produce.  He bowled very well although didn’t know exactly what he was bowling. When asked by Nick he said “I’m using my aura”.  Batted well also, and settled the innings down, with everyone loving the late cuts.

*Castleman*                Fitted in really well, especially when smashing Bobby’s shin up during his throw downs, and bantering with Josh T about an earlier encounter they had been involved in!  Took a decent catch and also threw down the one stump visible for a run out.  Couldn’t really time the ball on a very low, slow wicket to start with, but excelled towards the end and was overjoyed to bring home the bacon so to speak.  Got a cold one delivered to his (underage) fair hand by Doosh, straight in front of his Mum—Doh!  I’ve since seen some pics on FB that would indicate this wasn’t his first alcoholic beverage!

Harris                          Stood up to be counted on the bowling front with 3 very important wickets in the middle order that started the rot, and I wish he could bowl more than a 5 over spell!  Now has 5-24 off 10!  Got a Golden for a rare batting failure.

Umar                            Not happy with his position in the batting order, but manned up to produce a tight opening spell that deserved a wicket.  Batted with authority and kick started the mid-innings as the rate was increasing rapidly prior to him going in.  Could be a key player in the Championship push.

Duckett                        Gave up the gloves to his younger team mate, and instead came on for some burglary near the end, although my run up stammers more than Gareth Gates operating a jack-hammer!  Promoted in order to add impetus, but failed miserably to find the boundary as singles were the order of the day.  “We can win this if we run like sh*t” was Nick’s request, and I definitely did run like sh*t!

Denny              Again the steadying influence in mid-innings, but when will he get some luck?  Keep your head down mate, cos I feel a Michelle is round the corner.

Delport                        Opened the bowling with plenty of pace, which is something we have lacked of late.  Also showed his radar is well on the mend as he made adjustments to any mis-directed balls very quickly.  Took a great catch to dismiss the dangerman and has a fantastic arm for a Saffer!  Listened to some weirdo funky stuff on his Ipod though…..freak!

Bradbeer                      The second debutant and he looked like a sportsman from the off…you can just tell!  Ask Ashy, he reckons you tell a Football player within 5 seconds (usually cos they’ve slotted passed him by then)!  Was very confident behind the stumps, even standing up to the medium pacers…he stood back for my extra pace though!  He wasn’t even put off by Doosh imploring him to “flail about a bit” and “stop a few with your body”, to make my early season efforts look even mildly impressive.

Epilogue

A very entertaining game that went down to the wire, and a great team effort to pull it back from 120-1 to 178 all out, and also to keep believing we could win even as wickets fell.  We batted all down to 11 this week so  patience and good team ethics are required when asked to bat in differing positions. Also well done G Man and Freddie.

Doosh

Saints won by 4 wickets. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Ryelands/Crispins (H)

Game Summary

Another well deserved victory that now puts us in a top four separated by just 6 points, so next weeks game at Old is the proverbial ‘six pointer’.  We welcomed back Big Ben, Sean and a late call-up Trev Kirby who manned up with a stonking hangover, so thanks Trev, but were missing Captain Scott and Bomber, as well as previous star man Nick to the 2’s.  On with the sledging….

Umar                            What no Hammers??  The stand-in finally opted for the safety of the middle order, and unfortunately for Umi, he received this weeks most unplayable delivery that would have been reserved for Hammers.  Neat scoring thereafter though!

Mul                               Ian, or should I say Beefy, after delighting the sizeable crowd with a huge six over square leg, played really well and was desperately unlucky  to be run out (Tom’s Dad was insistent that he was “miles in” from his position square of the wicket.  Now almost fully out of his shell, with banter aplenty, I’m expecting a match-winning knock or two before seasons end. 

Turner             Not a lot to say about this weeks attempt to secure the first wicket by giving Josh a 2 over blast, other than to comment that the atmospheric conditions, coupled with the wind direction on the day seemed to have played havoc with his radar!  To follow that up, his Pap gave him out LBW sweeping, much to JT’s disgust!  Get your head on this week buddy, we’re gonna need your competitiveness all the way.

Hussain                        Brought on to steady the run flow, he started by getting a wicket with the rankest of rank deliveries, before forgetting to pitch it at all with Bob Smith biffing a couple of huge sixes.  More than made up with the bat though as a mature and enjoyable innings alongside Hammers saw us to victory.  Also used the Pakistani whistle to good effect to create that Karachi feel!

*Hammers*                 Again threatened to bowl himself, but Doosh’s prolonged spell saw to that idea, before a welcome return to form with the bat, helped by the opposition saying “here comes the out of form man”.  A couple of trademark biffs over mid-wicket were added to by a trio of tasty sweeps!  Moaned about the tea!

Duckett                        Bowled himself to a virtual standstill and kept the dangerman Smith largely quiet, but batted like a Neanderthal, trying to hit a six when singles were the order of the day!  Good job Scotty didn’t see it!

O’Neill              Opened the bowling and couldn’t believe the lack of any pace whatsoever in the pitch.  Adjusted his length accordingly (and begrudgingly!) and came back when Hammers threatened to bowl despite a side strain.  This weeks finisher with the bat with some sublime back foot stroke play.

Denny              Helped steady the run flow and also chipped in with a couple of wickets during a very good 15 overs.

Bradbeer                      Kept well once more, but maybe standing up cost him a couple of catches, so something to think about.  We need to get him batting especially after Doosh’s complete lack of anything remotely sensible during his brief knock!

Hammersley Jnr           Bowled a tidy comeback spell down the hill, again getting plenty of outswing, but finished there as he ‘felt’ his knee.  Promoted to 10 due to Trev’s hangover, and was ready, despite getting slaughtered by young Cuz Jack Vincent, to deliver if required, but he wasn’t!

Kirby                            Answered the late call-up (in place of the catastrophically injured Dan Callan), like a true Saint, and managed to get through the day largely unscathed despite feeling ropey.   

Epilogue

Onward to the league leaders where we must step up the intensity especially in the field, if we are to triumph.  We are on a good run, but I feel now is the time to deliver in our quest for silverware, so come on lads let’s go for it!

Doosh

Match abandoned. view scorecard

Saints winning draw. view scorecard

Doosh Report – Overstone 2nds Home

Overview – We looked a really good team today and potential promotion candidates against a more than useful Overstone  2^nd X1. Harpole looked a picture (a nice picture and looked like a proper cricket ground for the first time this season) with Overstone actually commenting on how good the ground looked. Once again we experienced high availability so the Captain stood down to view the troops which I have to say was a pleasure. A winning draw was secured but we held the upper hand for most of the game and had we won the toss, I feel we would have picked up maximum points. We also had the biggest crowd of the season with around 30 spectators, the crowd swelled by a large away support.

Gary Hammersley – Lost the toss but marshalled the troops really well. He even took things easy at tea with only one scone ! Was unlucky to be caught on boundary after some quick fire runs. It was his wedding anniversary so had booked a table at Bugbrooke for 8.30 ish – shame for him that the game did not finish until 8.45 ! The anniversary meal thus explains the light tea in terms of scones ! Now away for 3 weeks – have a good time Hammo

Umar Iqbal – Did a great job documenting all the fines. Never really looked comfortable with the bat as it was tricky early on. 50% success rate on catching – if only Bobby could achieve that !!!

Andy Jefferson – suicidal run to square leg although a little unlucky to be done by direct hit. Jeffers had a quiet day but I feel runs will come very soon.

Dan Callan – a Harpole “virgin” (1^st ever game at Harpole) and took to it like a “duck to water”. Batted with plenty of patience waiting for the bad ball. Played shot of the day - lovely slog sweep for 6. Enjoyed his tea (much better than the 2nds) and then completed fine all round performance with a few useful overs. Looks to classy a batter to be out of the 2nds for long.

Paul “Bomber” Harris – a quiet game, was looking in good form until unluckily run out by a bad call from Sean. Disappointed the lads by not holding a party at his house while his parents were away for the weekend.

Tom Bradbeer – really pleased that he got the opportunity to bat and he batted really sensibly knocking the ball around. Kept really well on a difficult track and was the pick of the keepers on show given the other keeper was the U16 county keeper.

Chris Walford – unlucky not to get any wickets (due to dropped catches) and showed himself to be able to bat with very valuable runs at the end of the innings especially the reverse sweep for four when 2 needed off 2 balls for the extra bonus point – infact have just changed shot of day to the reverse sweep (sorry Dan).

Bobby Hussian – batted really well for his 40 and looked really comfortable until out. Never comfortable in the field, Bobby dropped a fairly easy chance for the second week running – confidence low in the field but head up Bobby it will come.

Sean O Neill – recovered from injury when he made it to the middle and batted really positively. Then bowled 15 overs to cap a really good all round performance. Similar to Dan, Sean is too good a player not to be in the 2nds.

Tim Brown – the other Harpole Virgin – the lads showed him the ropes including a trip to the local shops however he did not have a whirl on the roundabout. Donned the pads but (thankfully) was not needed – bowled ideally on pitch and took 4 wickets although two were in pitch darkness. He was surprised how nice Harpole was  - it’s a proper cricket ground”.

Josh Turner (and Fan Club) – the big crowd was swelled by Josh’s female fan club who attended – and there are welcome every week (home and away). Lost patience batting and needs the ball coming on to the bat to be seen at his best. The runs will return as will hopefully his female supporters.

West Haddon Next – Massive game which sees the return of Doosh from holiday.

Match Drawn. view scorecard

Saints win by 6 wickets. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Weldon (H) 22 Aug 2009

Game Summary

It was back to winning ways and a much needed 25 points to keep the title hopes alive, although the opposition seemed beaten before they started, and were strange to say the least!

Mul                   Seemed more alive in the field than of late and effected a run-out and a catch.  Rode luck early in innings but was a rock (47no) as wickets fell around him early doors.  Will be missed this week as he’s only going on holiday.

Hussain            Affable Affie joined the Harpole Club, but didn’t get much of a look in as he succumbed to his second ball.  The Undertaker Mr Brown kept taking wickets to keep him out of the attack also.

Turner             Out of sorts but definitely in love……ahhhhh!  Chipped tamely to mid wicket and bemoaned his falling out with the game.  I reckon he should have an innings where he goes out ultra attacking from the off ….like Affridi!

Callan   Spent time guarding against denture and facial damage whilst fielding, with a holiday beckoning.  Couple of nice shots before comedy play-on dismissal had him heading for the showers.

Hill                   Feisty and chirpy all day, taking a couple of wickets with away swing.  Another to have an early shower though with another play-on job.  Excelled at ‘One bounce’ and Ice Pole eating back at Saints.

Denny  Another to get frozen out by the Undertaker, but batted really well to see the job through with Mully.  Surely a candidate to open this week, get a fifty and then get a round in…..i’m in dreamland!

Mawby Thanks for coming and pad rash for the muscular man of steel.

Scott                Biggest contribution was again the ground preparation and the winning of the toss…what a tosser!

Duckett            Donned the mitts once more with Tom on holiday and with Chris promising to hurt my hands via Facebook, still managed to pouch a couple and keep his knees away from the dirt.

Walford            Now firmly out of his shell, could be a major factor in the run-in, and if people hold their easy catches (Scotty) then a Michelle or two is beckoning.  Got a wicket with a beauty but didn’t bowl as well as against Haddon.

*Brown*                      The Undertaker rolled back the years as he sent player after player back to the pavilion with their tails between their legs (and some of them really still had tails!).  6-43 and this weeks star man, long live the trundler’s!

Epilogue

Great to have an early night in the bar watching the 2’s coast to victory and with the 1’s and 4’s also completing the set it bodes well for the seasons climax.  As far as the 3’s go, this weeks game is massive against Wicken, and if complete the double should finish them off as promotion hopefuls, so bring you’re ‘A’ games and give it everything.

Doosh

Saints win by 91 runs. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Wicken (H) 29 Aug 2009

Game Summary

A big game for the 3’s against fellow promotion hopefuls Wicken, with the winners reward likely to be a top 2 spot.  A first game at Taunton, sorry Harpole for player No 34 Glenn Thompson saw him open with long time buddy and fellow club stalwart Scotty, due to the in-form Mully’s unavailability.  What followed was a joy to watch as they picked off the bad balls with consummate ease, with Thommo also driving the good balls for luscious boundaries, and ending with Scotty (more used to the Antarctic) almost dying from dehydration!

Thompson       Took to the task like a true Pro and desperately unlucky to pick the only deep fielder on the leg-side when a four would have brought up his ton.  Also took 2 stunning catches at first slip and ended with windmill arms, and marking up a two yard run up,  in a Hammersley impression, but failed to attract the Skippers attention when the draw was inching closer.

*Scott*                        Batting promotion from his usual berth at 8 was inspired as he dove-tailed beautifully with Thommo, with one extra cover drive bringing oohs and aahs from his watching troops.  Not to disappoint he also brought out the short arm jab over mid-wicket and the flick to fine leg as the innings progressed.  Finally out in the last over when stumped off a wide (he walked), but by this time he was on the verge of fainting!  Manoeuvred the field and bowling well and with the draw looking likely made all the right calls.  Too lazy to bowl though!

Turner             Succumbed to pad rash after the epic opening stand even though he found a couple of good shots on a wicket unsuited to him.  However, when the draw looked likely, Scotty turned to his fastest bowler (although after  last time out Doosh was thinking he might need Kenny Everett hands or to be that stretchy one out of The Incredibles to stop them) and he delivered as hostile a spell of 3 overs that Harpole has ever seen, resulting in two big wickets and setting the victory up.  Top job!

Hussain                        Affable Affie is still to find his confidence with the bat, not helped by the start he got in going to Milton Keynes for the game!!  However when called upon with the ball, bowled a tight in-swinging line and picked up 2 handy wickets.  We are at County Hall this week Affie!

Harris              Nothing seems to phase this lad and he is a valuable all-round member of this team, with big contributions expected in the run in.  Another with flailing arms trying to catch Scotty’s eye to get the last over, but we’ll never know thanks to The Undertaker.

Duckett                        Replaced his desiccated Skipper with 3 balls left, and after mentally targeting 12 runs, left stumped for a globe.  Kept better with no byes at all ….until the joints started seizing at the 40 over stage and JT was bowling.

Denny              Only faced one ball, and bowled 4 overs late on without luck.  Will be needed with either bat or ball in the run-in.

Mawby             Day started badly for Baby-face as he got refused cigarettes at the Co-op and Doosh had to reset a course via Birchfield Rd to avoid a melt-down situation.  Once fumigated and at Harpole, became determined alongside Doosh, to build sightscreens that would never fall down, by hammering in every available peg, and only a minor re-adjustment at tea was needed.  Fielded at gully and hardly saw a ball….until he dropped a dolly, protesting that he “didn’t see it until it hit me”, which could have proved crucial…..but didn’t!    

Delport                        Big Josh came back with a  vengeance and bowled with great control in a tidy spell.  If we hadn’t got a butterfingers at gully he would have got the breakthrough!

Walford                        Two aggressive spells and good banter in the field with Mr No-Heart-Numpty with the beach cricket bat.  Really pleased that the catches were taken off his bowling as he has deserved more wickets.

Brown              Three more wickets for The Undertaker who, although often getting clumped for aerial boundaries, remained calm and came up trumps with the decisive wicket, and was duly mobbed by his team-mates.  Should be handful at County Hall, and his experience will be vital in the run in.

Epilogue

Billed as the proverbial 6 pointer, Saints were dominant throughout against a side lacking it’s opening bowlers from the return fixture.  Now only a single point behind West Haddon and 25 ahead of an increasingly depleted Old, there is all to play for in the remaining fixtures.  This week sees us play a resurgent Harlestone who WILL battle like hell for survival, and we must be ready to counter.

Doosh

Saints won by 69 runs. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Harlestone (H) 5^th Sept 2009

Game Summary

Big game for both teams and played hard but fair throughout, on an excruciatingly two paced pitch (that’s slow and very slow!).   A really mature and consistent performance throughout to win this war of attrition.  The sight of the 4’s players coming to watch after winning their ‘Cup-Final’ seemed to galvanise the troops to finish the job in hand so a big well done to them.

Scott                Led by example after being put in, and waited patiently for anything short enough to pull.  But then missed a short one and it was LBW No 350 of career!  Settled into his bowling after JT had his hands stung stopping a first ball long hop on it’s way to Collingtree, to claim the prized wicket of Desperate Dan Broome for a patient duck.  Also, showed an Inwood streak when announcing “ I really hate this bloke” as an old adversary entered the fray!  Skipped the curry for a Mid-west (predictable!).

Mul                   This featherbed was never going to suit Mully in the Gully, and so it proved when attempting to work one to leg, only to succumb to a leading edge.  Was begging to tweak a few out “ I spin it a mile!” he pleaded and was backed up by the lads in the bar later so watch this space!  Could yet be a match winner with the ball as well!

Turner             Got a decent cherry, but fielding (and his chirpy nature) was back in abundance, and got the prize for best ball of the day with an outrageous slower one that resulted in a shirt over head celebration!  Also nearly killed Mully and lost a practice ball in warm up!

Hammersley Snr          Much like Scotty, he waited for and punished anything short, before eventually biffing some memorably powerful driven maximums later on.  Succumbed to the wiles of Howe the ball after depositing him for 6, so very ‘village’!  Excelled at both tea, with two slices of chocolate fudge cake, and at the curry house with his naan bread mop!

Harris              Looked really comfortable with the bat until he was another to get a good one.  Now, officially the Golden Arm of the team as he snared the last two wickets with good yorkers.  I hope the switch from ON’s was worth it!

Denny              Didn’t last long on a pitch unsuited to his batting style and didn’t really get his bowling right this week.  However, he did excel in the bar actually buying Doosh a drink……..should have brought my camera 

Bradbeer                      Nice sensible supporting innings full of confident calling and running.  Excelled behind the stumps despite JT trying to kill him!!

Duckett                        Was desperate to make some sort of impact despite a slight hangover, and achieved it by helping the tail wag to beyond the 150 target the Skipper was after. 

Walford                        Excellent bowling and banter throughout, with his two wickets in an over sounding the death knell for Harlestone, including a full on dive to rival his aged opening partner’s earlier effort.  Less said about brief knock the better.

Hammersley Jnr           The baby faced Honey Monster helped Doosh get past the target with a couple of sharply taken leg byes, but was disappointed not to get a bowl.  The disappointment did not last as he is this weeks star performer by taking on and beating Alex ‘Mad Dog’ Mawby in a curry house Tetley’s downing competition……twice, and now available on Facebook!  Also took a catch involving some footwork, not normally Big Ben’s forte, and celebrated accordingly!

Brown              Delighted everyone with a great tumbling caught and bowled to remove the dangerous Raj for a duck, and an even more surprising slip catch, one ball after being moved there, to remove the roadblock that was one-shot Warren.

Epilogue

We have the team spirit, camaraderie, basic skills, desire and now the intelligence to win the Championship, under the excellent guidance of the best Skipper.  The micky taking banter particularly amongst the younger players has now reached epidemic proportions, with everyone now holding there own with retorts aplenty.

We have used a lot of players this season but have always remained welcoming to all, and I think this vibe has helped people like Shaggy, Thommo, Dan C, The Hussians, Sean O and Murf to perform and enjoy their brief stays with us, whilst also getting some great performances from them all 

Congrats to the 4’s and with 1’s and 2’s still fighting it should be a thrilling climax to this season, so good luck top all.

Doosh

PS Overstone are now our nearest rivals for promotion and could yet still play a role in the Title race as they still have West Haddon to play in the final week.

Saints win by 7 wickets. view scorecard

Doosh Report vs Isham (A) 12 Sept 09

Game Summary

Job done as what could have been a potential banana skin was in the end a rather routine victory, obtained through excellent fielding, tight bowling and composed batting.  Promotion was therefore sealed in very pleasant surroundings including a shirt-front pitch……and a potato cannon!

*Mul*               Two great catches, one of which he took at the 4^th attempt.  Tweakers not required yet, but batted superbly after couple of early scares, until beaten by a ridiculous slower ball!

Hammersley     Dropped and catch at slip and whinged about not being able to pick it up….again!  Eyes seemed to get better after devouring tea, as he proceeded to batter the ball to all quarters until miss-cuing a pull-shot.  With no ton this season, the lads are expecting big this week.

Turner             Another to drop a catch (poor JD), and moped about bemoaning the fact he wanted to bowl, stroppy git!  Batted beautifully though to see us through to victory.  Drank some cider and then wanted to catch a cannonball…..try a cricket ball first mate!

Callan               Superb display of how to make a dolly into a spectacular one handed finger tip special, was followed by promise of carnage with an entertaining cameo, until an in-swinging, seaming, dipping, slow, quicker, short-pitched Yorker did for him!  Umar used to get these!

Harris              A bit of a thanks for coming, as he didn’t bowl and got in for a couple of overs only to miss his chance at hitting the winning runs.  Smile turned to grimace though as 10 man United turned over his beloved Spurs…unlucky!  Has had his impressive bowling strike rate forwarded to the Skipper i.e. 1 wicket every 13 balls!!!!!!

Denny              JT let him down by dropping a dolly, then got a wicket with a waist high full bunger!  It wasn’t his round this week!

Hussain            The Afster bowled tremendous lines and racked up 9 maidens in a miserly spell, also chipping in with both openers.  Needs to be ready to perform either discipline in the last game though as his experience could be crucial…..or crewshaaalllll as The Social lads would say!

Duckett                        Kept ok but must do better, after letting the first ball fly past him for 4 byes.  Was a hyper-spectator as promotion drew near, crushing JD on the Isham slope!

Scott                The very fact a bloke who scored 144 a few games back is batting at 9, speaks volumes for our strength this season.  So glad that we managed to do it for him, but also pleased that everyone was immediately focused on trying to WIN the League.  Our highest wicket (32) hardly bowled and settled for placing some very good fields.

Walford                        Came back really well for his second spell, prompting debate about whether we should warm him up better for his first spell, which Browny will take charge of this week….should he be there on time!  Great effort player and one I want to go to war with!

Brown              The old warhorse ground out another impressive spell, and is enjoying his cricket again which is important for everyone.  His accuracy always enables Scotty to alternate his bowlers from the other end.  Great value comments about just about everyone, which are cutting and entertaining in equal measure.

Epilogue

Comfortable victory and good practice drink for this weekend when hopefully we’ll have the Title to celebrate.  Great to see PJ, Micky, Mr Mul, Mrs Walford and Buzz ‘Lightyear’ Morrison there to lend support, and hope many more make the journey this week, although there is an equally suspense filled game at Birchfield Road also.  Good Luck to all.

Doosh

Saints won by 124 runs. View scorecard

Doosh Report vs Geddington (A)

Game Summary

Champions!!!  What a game, what a Captain, what a performance, what a cheese and ham roll, what a season, what a night, what a hangover!  The positivity of the Captain throughout the approach to the last few games was outstanding, and it was transmitted to the youngsters and old stagers alike, especially in the field, where we were the best in the Division by far.  Congratulations to all and roll on Div 4!

Hammersley                  Quite simply the best innings I have ever had the privilege of watching, as myself, Scotty,  Browny, Affie and Chris were perpetually bombarded with an array of sixes and fours (180 in boundaries!), as we ‘strolled’ to calm our rapidly diminishing nerves!  Deserved the Chronicle’s back page headline and ugly fat head photo…..not that I’m jealous in any way, shape or form! ‘ He’s a first teamer’ the crowd said, but Scotty took great pleasure in telling them that actually he had come up from the 4ths after a loss of form!  Dropped twice and smashed one bat  

Mul,                              A great foil for his rampaging partner, as he took most of the early spin from Knight, who bowled a very good spell.  Having seen it spin he fancied a bowl and delighted everyone picking up two wickets on the march to victory.  Great season earned him a pint of cider….good lad!

Turner                           Another victim for Knight, but then bowled the spell that started with revenge on the bludgeoning Knight, and continued to almost frighten the opposition, not to mention hurting the aged wicket-keepers fingers on more than one occasion.  Deserved more wickets but the damage was done.

Callan                           Struggled to get going, but one stupendous slog sweep for 6 even had Hammers purring.  Bowled some tidy leggers to snaffle two wickets which would have been three if Tom wasn’t on the sidelines!

Harris                            Only got in at the end to accompany Gary to his 200, but the real story came when asked to bowl ahead of both Affie and JD, probably aided by Doosh’s strike-rate stats from earlier and secured three wickets including one from a wonderful slower ball after being smacked for 4.  I can only see this lad getting better.

Denny                           Didn’t bat, didn’t bowl, but what a contribution as he produced 3 catches, two of which were simply mesmerising, one flashed at him close in at gully, and another low diving catch at square leg, to follow up his two stunners from the Isham game that he also asked me to mention!

Hussain                         Didn’t bat, didn’t bowl, but had the whole field running to congratulate him on taking a steepler, after carefully discarding his hat!  Quality character who had us in stitches on our walk arounds!

Scott                             Didn’t bat, didn’t bowl….oh yes he did, for one over for 12, against a bloke he reckoned was already as good as back in the hutch as soon as he saw him!  Quality captaincy and after match Nelson’s which had everyone enthralled.  Top bloke, for whom this squad would willingly run through brick walls for, and fully deserves to capture the title.

Duckett                         Didn’t bat, didn’t bowl, caught two, dropped one possibly three, but must have tried hard as he was voted Player’s Player, which despite the fact that this honour normally goes to someone who ‘tries hard’, is something that I am immensely proud of, and I duly celebrated in ‘village’ fashion by pouring vodka in my eye in Aunty Ruth’s….classy!

Walford                         Wasn’t his day with the ball as he seemed to bowl exclusively at the in-form Knight, but, despite a few Tourettes moments (I had to giggle!), never let this get in the way of encouraging his colleagues, and fielding superbly.  Great effort all season and someone who started with his head in a laptop at Harpole not saying a word, but has developed into someone, whose chirpy little put downs and 100% effort regardless of situation, has become a much valued team member.

Brown                           The old war-horse, The Undertaker, stifled the early promise from Knight and bowled great lines to eventually get the all important first wicket, and added another soon after.  His miserly spells (2.58 Econ rate) first up have been a god-send to his Captain who can shuffle the other bowlers around him, and his 23 victims for the 3’s have mostly been top order player.  If the 2’s don’t want him….we do…….come on Browny!

Epilogue

Marvellous end to a marvellous season, unbeaten away from home throughout, sticking together when times were tough and being ruthless when necessary, a metaphor for a successful life indeed!  A massive thanks to Scotty for his dedicated Captaincy and military style preparations (we needed it), Tracy for the superb teas, especially the scones, Dave for his umpiring and groundsmanship with Mick, and also the odd taxi ride home and finally to all 35 players for their contributions to this successful campaign.

I hope we have a good turn out at the Awards Dinner as it should be a good way to sign off the season, so until I get round to producing my comedy assessment of all 35 players used during the season (time permitting), it just remains to say, winter well comrades and return refreshed. 

Doosh

PS Scotty will be contacting individuals with their personal off-season training schedules and special diets.

Horton House won by 1 run. view scorecard

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Saints lost by 58 runs. view scorecard

Saints win by 130 runs. view scorecard

Saints won by 4 wickets. view scorecard

Saints won by 107 runs view scorecard

Abington won by 23 runs view scorecard

Saints won by 10 wickets. view scorecard

Saints won by 191 runs. view scorecard

Saints win by 116 runs. view scorecard

Saints win by 3 wickets. view scorecard

Saints win by 5 wickets. view scorecard

Saints won by 7 wickets. view scorecard

Saints 239/5, Rushton 194. Saints win by 45 runs.
A Swann, C Park & R Ashton 50's
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Saints 198/7, ON's 200/5. ON's won by 5 wickets
G Jackson 69
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NCCCA 207/8, Saints 211/8. Saints win by 2 wickets
R Ashton 64
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Stony Stratford 202/7, N Stanley 4/55, Saints 184/8, R Ashton 55*.
Drawn game
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Saints 287/5, C Park 115*, R Ashton 78.
Match Abandoned
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Peterborough Town 114 all out, M Davies 4/11. Saints 115/3, C Park 69*.
Saints win by 7 wickets
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Horton 163/9, P Latham 3/20. 113 all out, M Davies 30
Horton won by 50 runs
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Match Abandoned

Match Abandoned

Saints 93 a/o, D Callan 31. Rushden 94/5
Rushden won by 5 wickets
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Saints, 152 a/o, A Swann 78. Finedon  155/3.
Finedon win by 7 wickets
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Saints 217/8. G Jackson 65. Desborough 218/9. M Davies 3/79
Desborough won by 1 wicket
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Peterborough 268/5. Rained
Match abandoned
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Rushton 178. R Stemp 5/40, J Maynard 4/31. Saints 182/3
Saints win by 7 wickets
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Saints 276/1. A Swann 157*, C Park 111*. Irthlingborough 176. H Bailey 4/15  
Saints win by 100 runs
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Horton 212/9. N Stanley 4/38. Saints 182/6. G Jackson 76, A Swann 54.
Match drawn
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Burton 175. J Maynard 5/45. Saints 176/7. G Jackson 46.
Saints win by 3 wickets
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Irthlingborough: 270/7 (Richard Stemp 3/79)
Saints: 251/9 (Alec Swann 71)

Brixworth: 163/7 (Michael Davies 5/39)
Saints: 165/0 (Alec Swann 73*, Geoff Jackson 89*)
Saints won by 10 wickets

Saints: 289/9 (Alec Swann 108, Chris Park 64, Gary Martin 55)
Finedon: 178/5
draw

winning draw

Saints: 245/6 (Gary Martin 82, Nick Allen 63*)
Rushden: 219/9 (Neil Stanley 4/53)
winning draw

Saints won

Saints won by 3 wickets

Horton: 111 all out (Neil Stanley 4/13)
Saints: 112/6 (Gary Martin 55)
Saints won by 4 wickets

Winners 2006!!!

Saints: 219/8 (Alec Swann 128*)
Rushton: 170 all out (Richard Stemp 4/49)
Saints won by 49 runs

NCCA: 271 for 6
Saints 266 (Alec Swann 120, Jarrod Thomas 46)
NCCA won by 5 runs

Saints: 261/6 (Park 123*)
ON's: 161 (N Stanley 4/?, G Thompson 3/?)
Saints win by 100 runs

Irthlingborough: not many all out (J Thomas 5 for ?)
Saints: not many for a couple
Saints win by 7 or 8 wickets

Saints finish 2nd in the ECB Northants Premier League behind Finedon

Saints 239/5, Rushton 194. Saints win by 45 runs.
A Swann, C Park & R Ashton 50's
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Saints 198/7, ON's 200/5. ON's won by 5 wickets
G Jackson 69
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NCCCA 207/8, Saints 211/8. Saints win by 2 wickets
R Ashton 64
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Stony Stratford 202/7, N Stanley 4/55, Saints 184/8, R Ashton 55*.
Drawn game
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Saints 287/5, C Park 115*, R Ashton 78.
Match Abandoned
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Peterborough Town 114 all out, M Davies 4/11. Saints 115/3, C Park 69*.
Saints win by 7 wickets
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Horton 163/9, P Latham 3/20. 113 all out, M Davies 30
Horton won by 50 runs
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Match Abandoned

Match Abandoned

Saints 93 a/o, D Callan 31. Rushden 94/5
Rushden won by 5 wickets
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Saints, 152 a/o, A Swann 78. Finedon  155/3.
Finedon win by 7 wickets
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Saints 217/8. G Jackson 65. Desborough 218/9. M Davies 3/79
Desborough won by 1 wicket
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Peterborough 268/5. Rained
Match abandoned
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Rushton 178. R Stemp 5/40, J Maynard 4/31. Saints 182/3
Saints win by 7 wickets
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Saints 276/1. A Swann 157*, C Park 111*. Irthlingborough 176. H Bailey 4/15  
Saints win by 100 runs
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Horton 212/9. N Stanley 4/38. Saints 182/6. G Jackson 76, A Swann 54.
Match drawn
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Burton 175. J Maynard 5/45. Saints 176/7. G Jackson 46.
Saints win by 3 wickets
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Irthlingborough: 270/7 (Richard Stemp 3/79)
Saints: 251/9 (Alec Swann 71)

Brixworth: 163/7 (Michael Davies 5/39)
Saints: 165/0 (Alec Swann 73*, Geoff Jackson 89*)
Saints won by 10 wickets

Saints: 289/9 (Alec Swann 108, Chris Park 64, Gary Martin 55)
Finedon: 178/5
draw

winning draw

Saints: 245/6 (Gary Martin 82, Nick Allen 63*)
Rushden: 219/9 (Neil Stanley 4/53)
winning draw

Saints won

Saints won by 3 wickets

Horton: 111 all out (Neil Stanley 4/13)
Saints: 112/6 (Gary Martin 55)
Saints won by 4 wickets

Winners 2006!!!

Saints: 219/8 (Alec Swann 128*)
Rushton: 170 all out (Richard Stemp 4/49)
Saints won by 49 runs

NCCA: 271 for 6
Saints 266 (Alec Swann 120, Jarrod Thomas 46)
NCCA won by 5 runs

Saints: 261/6 (Park 123*)
ON's: 161 (N Stanley 4/?, G Thompson 3/?)
Saints win by 100 runs

Irthlingborough: not many all out (J Thomas 5 for ?)
Saints: not many for a couple
Saints win by 7 or 8 wickets

Saints finish 2nd in the ECB Northants Premier League behind Finedon